Add this one to the list of research studies that probably goes in the "Duh!" column. According to the
Washington Post the infamous think tank The Rand Corp have apparently discovered that teens that listen to popular music are more likely to have sex.
Teenagers who regularly listen to music lyrics with explicit references to casual sex are more likely to initiate sexual intercourse and take part in other sexual activity, compared with those who do not listen to such music.
When asked, the teenagers not listening to popular music and having sex said that they wished they too could have sex, but they were either late for marching band practice or were too busy in the A/V department.
The report went further, reporting the top 3 songs least likely to initiate sex among teens include:
1> Lawrence Welk - Bubbles In The Wine
2> Captain & Tennille - Muskrat Love
3> Anything by Zamfir or Morrisey
Next on the Rand Corps.' list of research studies to be released:
- An indepth review to determine the true lyrics to Louie Louie
- A study to determine if listening to The Ramones does in fact cause mice to explode